21 May
I’m not so great at
being witty in verse. Your
turn to show me up!
Yes, I’m challenging
readers, poets, and writers
to make me the fool.
Choose your wording well.
All I ask is a vaguely
tea-related verse.
Even though it’s gone,
I can’t help but admire
teaspoonandpetals.
Indulge serenity
with a steaming hot cuppa.
Fresh for the tasting.
7 May
Let’s get real here… Who doesn’t like breasts? In fact, I can’t think of a single person I’ve ever encountered who actually disliked the female form. And yes, this does include a large number of (male) gay friends.
To borrow a bit from Miss Austen, I believe it is a truth universally acknowledged that a person in sight of a fine, female form must be in want of contact with it (or, perhaps, possession of it).
And now, thanks to the designs of Esther Horchner, we can be in possession of a few very lovely ladies out for a swim or just a dip… in your tea.
I can’t deny that I would absolutely love to have this set of ladies in my own possession. And it is my hope that some day I shall!
23 Apr
This is most certainly the set of brass knuckles I’d choose to use! I’m not going to deny it would hurt me like a bitch (and probably more than anyone on the receiving end). I’m also not going to deny that I would quite likely break more than a finger or two if I really put my all into it.
But can you just imagine the mark left on someone’s face after being punched with one of these?
All I know about this glorious ring(s) is where I found the image. I seriously need to know where to buy this sucker so I can use it as a super menacing… thing… when walking the streets alone at night!
…I promise I’m not a hooker.
