10 Sep
*singing*
When I find myself in times of tea-rouble,
My sexy teapot comes to me,
Pouring cups of wisdom,
Let it tea…
I feel like I need to share this Woot Shirt with you all before it is no longer available for sale! If you’re a Tea-tles fan, then this shirt may just be for you.
You can find the original page for it right here. And while you’re at it… why not enjoy the Reckoning of other awesome t-shirts from Woot?
2 Jul
Bahaha! I’ve always loved that joke. At least I didn’t tell you the one about the interrupting starfish and smack you in the face, right?
Anyway, this is probably the single coolest Tea for Two I’ve ever seen. Once I get my hands on this set, I will have so many tea for two parties, it’ll be ridiculous. Also, thanks to Foodbeast for alerting me to the existence of this awesomeness!
28 May
Or is it? Actually, I’m pretty sure this is the tea-for-one I’m looking for.
Seriously. I can’t even begin to tell you how much I love LennyMud‘s stuff on Etsy. Someday, I’ll get myself a boatload of her awesome stuff. I just need to wait until I have spare money and slightly less debt…
21 May
I’m not so great at
being witty in verse. Your
turn to show me up!
Yes, I’m challenging
readers, poets, and writers
to make me the fool.
Choose your wording well.
All I ask is a vaguely
tea-related verse.
Even though it’s gone,
I can’t help but admire
teaspoonandpetals.
Indulge serenity
with a steaming hot cuppa.
Fresh for the tasting.
7 May
Let’s get real here… Who doesn’t like breasts? In fact, I can’t think of a single person I’ve ever encountered who actually disliked the female form. And yes, this does include a large number of (male) gay friends.
To borrow a bit from Miss Austen, I believe it is a truth universally acknowledged that a person in sight of a fine, female form must be in want of contact with it (or, perhaps, possession of it).
And now, thanks to the designs of Esther Horchner, we can be in possession of a few very lovely ladies out for a swim or just a dip… in your tea.
I can’t deny that I would absolutely love to have this set of ladies in my own possession. And it is my hope that some day I shall!
30 Apr
Do you ever have those days when nothing seems to be going the way you hoped? Days where every tiny possible thing that could go wrong does? Days where that final straw just touched your very own camel back and suddenly you’re in full on panic mode?
In times like these, I like to do just as Purrrfect Pendants over at Etsy would have me do – keep mother-fucking calm and drink some damn tea (I may have taken some creative liberties with that).
23 Apr
This is most certainly the set of brass knuckles I’d choose to use! I’m not going to deny it would hurt me like a bitch (and probably more than anyone on the receiving end). I’m also not going to deny that I would quite likely break more than a finger or two if I really put my all into it.
But can you just imagine the mark left on someone’s face after being punched with one of these?
All I know about this glorious ring(s) is where I found the image. I seriously need to know where to buy this sucker so I can use it as a super menacing… thing… when walking the streets alone at night!
…I promise I’m not a hooker.
16 Apr
*singing* Rubber Ducky, you’re the one! You make tea time lots of fun!
You know, sometimes people say things are supposed to be for kids only. I think that my generation has successfully proven that to be untrue. Just think about it. We’re the kings (and queens) of the gaming consoles, more people my age are huge fans of series written for younger audiences (Harry Potter, the Hunger Games, and oh so much more), and we sure as hell aren’t afraid to have a rubber ducky around!
Seriously. I have a friend who collects rubber duckies. And I’m pretty sure she’d jump at a chance to have this glorious bastard in her collection!
And just so we all can really get into the spirit of this NovelTea…
9 Apr
What dinosaur liked tea more than any other? The TEA-REX!
Yeah, I know that was a terrible joke. Get over it. But this puppy is one seriously awesome piece of ass infuser! No seriously… we’re in love. I’m a Dinahsaur and he’s a Tea-Rex. It’s like it was fate… or kismet… or well, you get it!
LOVE.
2 Apr
Westerville, OH. The Dry Capital of the World (thank you, Wikipedia). Why would I ever want to go somewhere famous for the “Westerville Whiskey Wars” and the home of the Anti-Saloon League Museum (I guess that really should by why wouldn’t I want to go there, but I digress and disprove my own point)? I like to drink! And not just tea!
Besides, what could possibly be tea-related in Westerville, O-freakin’-Hio? I’ll tell you what… SOMETHING AWESOME. Ha!
Have you ever heard of those murder mystery games where everyone at a party is given a slip of paper with a character and brief story? Each guest interacts with the others to try and figure out whodunnit! Well, in Westerville, OH, you don’t have to bother hosting your own murder mystery, you can have A Novel Tea Party do it for you! DUN DUN DUN!!!!
Okay, so you can technically only get the hostess if you live within driving distance of Westerville and are willing to pay a nominal fee… *cough* But still awesome! Strictly speaking, anyone anywhere can order their very own Novel Tea Party Murder Mystery Kit, but you can’t deny the glory of getting someone to play the hostess.
